MOVIE #1,996 • SCORE 9/10 • 09.30.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION “I only double-date interracial couples,” Mark tells us via voic...

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TENDERLOIN


MOVIE #1,996 • SCORE 9/10 • 09.30.24
SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION


“I only double-date interracial couples,” Mark tells us via voiceover. He continues with the non sequitur one-liners as he films himself with a bemused, ‘soy boy’ expression via a selfie stick. Other lines include: “The Aztecs invented Nintendo and tree branches,” “The egg of this tree used to make jelly sandwiches,” and quite ominously, “When I turn 45 — I’m never gonna turn 45 — but if I turn 45, I’m gonna marry a 28-year-old high-schooler and get her pregnant.” It’s soundtracked by lo-fi chopped & screwed Bruce Springsteen.

ALSO: The description for this film references a URL (http://www.tender-loin.com) which seems to be defunct.


"TENDERLOIN" (Mark Baumer, 2012)

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Mark Baumer (December 19, 1983 – January 21, 2017) was an American writer, adventurer, and environmental activist. I am attempting to form a canon around his work as a filmmaker. This was released on Jun 24, 2012.

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