The Movie Review Show

here's how it works folks... basically if I assign a "kids" movie a score of 9 then that means it is enjoyable to watch on an adult level (no "kids" movie can ever score a 10 *I broke this rule when I awarded Coraline a 10/10 so, yeah: rules were meant to be broken etc)... below, behold the three tiers: 9(+), everything else, and pure shit; loosely ranked from BEST to WORST in descending order in each category (Ed. Note: of all the rankings and lists on this website, this one might be the least accurate and most chaotic)...

NINERS+

• Coraline*
• Onward
• Spirited Away
• Howl's Moving Castle
• Guillermo de Toro's Pinocchio
• The Mitchells vs. the Machines
• The Lion King
• Moana
• Frozen II
• Frozen
• The Wild Robot
• Inside Out
• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
• Sing 2
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• The LEGO Ninjago Movie
• Soul
• Despicable Me 3
• Toy Story 4
• Toy Story 3
• The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

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EVERYTHING ELSE

• Peter Pan and Wendy
• Luca
• Fantastic Mr. Fox
• Wish
• Elemental
• Trolls Band Together
• Despicable Me 4
• Inside Out 2
• Whisper of the Heart
• Harold and the Purple Crayon
• Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July
• Transformers One
• Moana 2
• Minions: The Rise of Gru
• Sonic the Hedgehog 2
• Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow
• Leo
• The Bad Guys
• The Grinch
• The Garfield Movie
• Hop
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• The Addams Family
• The Addams Family 2
• Encanto
• Wish Dragon
• The Super Mario Bros. Movie
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
• Migration
• Paw Patrol: The Movie
• Raya and the Last Dragon
• Hitpig!
• Ferdinand
• UglyDolls
• Kung Fu Panda 4
• Wonder Park
• Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie
• Choose Your Own Adventure: The Abominable Snowman
• Haunted Mansion
• IF

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PURE SHIT

• Santa Claws
• The Little Mermaid (2023)
• The Christmas Tree
• The Emoji Movie
• Ralph Breaks the Internet
• Wonka
• The Lion King (2019)
• Space Jam: A New Legacy