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here's how it works folks... basically if I assign a "kids" movie a score of 9 then that means it is enjoyable to watch on an...

here's how it works folks... basically if I assign a "kids" movie a score of 9 then that means it is enjoyable to watch on an adult level (no "kids" movie can ever score a 10)... below, behold the three tiers: 9, everything else, and pure shit; loosely ranked from BEST to WORST in descending order in each category...

NINERS

Onward
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
The Lion King
Moana
Frozen II
Frozen
Inside Out
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
The LEGO Ninjago Movie
Soul
Despicable Me 3
Toy Story 4
Toy Story 3
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

EVERYTHING ELSE

The Grinch
The Addams Family
The Addams Family 2
Luca
Raya and the Last Dragon
Ferdinand

PURE SHIT

The Christmas Tree
The Emoji Movie
Ralph Breaks the Internet
The Lion King (2019)

⤊ RECENTLY RELEASED MOVIES • NEWLY POSTED REVIEWS ⤇ Ep. 386 (11/12), Ep. 385 (11/11), Ep. 384 (11/10), Ep. 383 (11/9), Ep. 382 (11/9), Ep. 381 (11/5), Ep. 380 (11/4), Ep. 379 (11/3), Ep. 378 (11/2), Ep. 377 (11/1)

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