here's how it works folks... basically if I assign a "kids" movie a score of 9 then that means it is enjoyable to watch on an...

here's how it works folks... basically if I assign a "kids" movie a score of 9 then that means it is enjoyable to watch on an adult level (no "kids" movie can ever score a 10)... below, behold the three tiers: 9, everything else, and pure shit; loosely ranked from BEST to WORST in descending order in each category...

NINERS

Onward
Guillermo de Toro's Pinocchio
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
The Lion King
Moana
Frozen II
Frozen
Inside Out
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Sing 2
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
The LEGO Ninjago Movie
Soul
Despicable Me 3
Toy Story 4
Toy Story 3
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

EVERYTHING ELSE

Peter Pan and Wendy
Luca
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Wish
Elemental
Trolls Band Together
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow
Leo
The Bad Guys
The Grinch
Hop
Sonic the Hedgehog
The Addams Family
The Addams Family 2
Encanto
Wish Dragon
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Migration
Paw Patrol: The Movie
Raya and the Last Dragon
Ferdinand
UglyDolls
Wonder Park
Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie
Haunted Mansion

PURE SHIT

The Little Mermaid (2023)
The Christmas Tree
The Emoji Movie
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Wonka
The Lion King (2019)
Space Jam: A New Legacy

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