There will be a time when The Minions are no more. A Minion-less future where our collective consciousness is deprived of their gibberish language, their subversive hijinks. The fifth home of Steve Carell laid barren with decay and eventually the seeds of evil; what sick future hath these tiny yellow creatures brought? Their replacements — if we can even call them that — druggies, burnouts, ne'er-do-wells, scalawags, ingrates, of every stripe AND color, making that Minion-yellow, the memory of it, feel like a beacon light on some impossible horizon. But this will not be a time to fear, or to hold regrets about the past. For in this new, bleak world, a truth will emerge, and this truth: freedom. Is it worth fighting for? To crawl through the shit and find gold, like some far-distant animal ancestor pulling themselves up out of the mud.
The howl of beasts their soundtrack; that Jack Antonoff sound something beneath a speck of dust, pure nothingness. So in the tones of an Annie Clark "Funkytown" vocoder, hear the warning clear: time is of the essence, and their end is our new beginning. We will lay claim to the future world where Minions do not exist and every single person is a unique, art-minded human, cutting through the fog of commerce and fashion and experiential desire to find a state of post-capitalism, finally, vacant, and pure...
Minions: The Rise of Gru is a 2022 American computer-animated comedy film produced by Illumination and distributed by Universal Pictures. It is the sequel to the spin-off prequel Minions (2015) and the fifth entry overall in the Despicable Me franchise. Directed by Kyle Balda, with Brad Ableson and Jonathan del Val as co-directors, the film features Steve Carell reprising his role as Gru and Pierre Coffin as the Minions, with Taraji P. Henson, Michelle Yeoh, RZA, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lucy Lawless, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews, and Alan Arkin also starring. It was released on July 1, 2022.
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