The Movie Review Show: 2012

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I used to be a lawnmower

MOVIE #2,221 • SCORE 8/10 • 12.16.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION In this movie, Mark sings his hit song “Strapping Pigs to My Head...

My neighbor makes me dress up like a giraffe every night

MOVIE #2,220 • SCORE 8/10 • 12.16.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION More poetry recitation (is this improvisational? I’m not sure) wi...

The steak that never breaked

MOVIE #2,219 • SCORE 8/10 • 12.16.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION With the camera positioned at the end of a hall, Mark recalls a r...

How to become president of the president of the united states of america

MOVIE #2,218 • SCORE 8/10 • 12.16.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Mark tells us that the only way he would vote for himself for Pre...

I wrote a new story called "muffin"

MOVIE #2,217 • SCORE 8/10 • 12.16.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Mark switches on a light before announcing the reading of a new s...

The ABCs of Death: M is for Miscarriage

MOVIE #2,215 • SCORE 3/10 • 12.16.24 SERIES: TI WEST DIRECTOR FOCUS CHRONOLOGICALLY ⫷ MOVIE #2,214 - (YOU ARE HERE) - MOVIE #2...

I used to be a squirrel

MOVIE #2,180 • SCORE 7/10 • 12.02.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION “After work today I got excited because I thought I was a squirre...

The Carrots At The Party Were At A Party

MOVIE #2,179 • SCORE 7/10 • 12.02.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Low-energy poem recital in front of a yellow wall. There is somet...

I threw a biscuit at a stranger's dog

MOVIE #2,178 • SCORE 8/10 • 12.02.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Mark rifles a dog biscuit (lol) about 25 yards at a woman walking...

The man whose face was an empty box

MOVIE #2,177 • SCORE 6/10 • 12.02.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION This is (more or less?) an outtake from the previous film wherein...

I played 50,000 games of ping pong yesterday

MOVIE #2,176 • SCORE 7/10 • 12.02.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION I goofed and somehow forgot to include the next two (this one and...

V/H/S

MOVIE #2,175 • SCORE 5/10 • 12.02.24 SERIES: ANTHOLOGY FILMS CHRONOLOGICALLY ⫷ MOVIE #2,174 - (YOU ARE HERE) - MOVIE #2,176 ⫸ ...

A review of a meat thing

MOVIE #2,142 • SCORE 9/10 • 11.18.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION About Mark's new red (his third favorite color) charcoal gri...

Vote for the Boat

MOVIE #2,141 • SCORE 8/10 • 11.18.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Some context: This movie came out right before Obama won re-elec...

Taco restaurant begins selling hand dogs

MOVIE #2,140 • SCORE 8/10 • 11.18.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Another computer-voice poem. I think the more computer-sounding ...

Punch all the Beef Trees in the Head

MOVIE #2,139 • SCORE 8/10 • 11.18.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Same. The static images here are a series of covert pics of a h...

People were not laughing

MOVIE #2,138 • SCORE 9/10 • 11.18.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION A rather somber (or comparatively sober) computer-voice poem set...

Wearing sprinkles instead of hair

MOVIE #1,998 • SCORE 8/10 • 09.30.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION The short poem (via computer voice): “Some people dressed as cor...

The town where my father learned to drink soda

MOVIE #1,997 • SCORE 9/10 • 09.30.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION Some rare autobiography: Mark does his recent voiceover thing ov...

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MOVIE #1,996 • SCORE 9/10 • 09.30.24 SERIES: THE MARK BAUMER COLLECTION “I only double-date interracial couples,” Mark tells us via voic...

I used to be a lawnmower

My neighbor makes me dress up like a giraffe every night

The steak that never breaked

How to become president of the president of the united states of america

I wrote a new story called "muffin"

The ABCs of Death: M is for Miscarriage

I used to be a squirrel

The Carrots At The Party Were At A Party

I threw a biscuit at a stranger's dog

The man whose face was an empty box

I played 50,000 games of ping pong yesterday

V/H/S

A review of a meat thing

Vote for the Boat

Taco restaurant begins selling hand dogs

Punch all the Beef Trees in the Head

People were not laughing

Wearing sprinkles instead of hair

The town where my father learned to drink soda

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