That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment

June 02, 2024
🇺🇸, 2014, 3️⃣, imogen poots, jessica lucas, mackenzie davis, michael b. jordan, miles teller, romcom, tom gormican 🎬, zac efron

MOVIE #1,691 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 06.03.24 From my notes: God this opening scene with the three bros…. This might be the worst movie I've ever se...

Hanging Out Yonkers

Hanging Out Yonkers

April 24, 2024
🇺🇸, 1973, 3️⃣, chantal akerman🎬, documentary

MOVIE #1,569 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 04.25.24 ALBERT & AKERMAN: AN AUTEURIST STUDY IN CONTRAST + CONTINUUM What are we supposed to glean from this o...

Girls State

Girls State

April 18, 2024
🇺🇸, 2024, 24T, 3️⃣, amanda mcbaine🎬, documentary, jesse moss🎬

MOVIE #1,610 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 05.07.24 Choosing to film this at the place where they held the boys version concurrently for the first time in Bo...

TDF Really Works

TDF Really Works

April 04, 2024
🇺🇸, 2011, 3️⃣, ari aster, ari aster 🎬, reid chavis, shorts, will emery

MOVIE #1,519 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 04.05.24 Aster followed up his shot-on-35mm incest movie with a fake commercial for “Tino's Dick Fart” that p...

Four Letter Words

Four Letter Words

March 24, 2024
🇺🇸, 🎙️, 2000, 3️⃣, comedy, darcy bledsoe, david ari, fred berman, henry beylin, matthew maher, sean baker 🎬

MOVIE #1,474 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 03.25.24 𝘚𝘌𝘈𝘕 𝘉𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘙: 𝘋𝘐𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘖𝘙 𝘍𝘖𝘊𝘜𝘚 I hated this, and at times I hated it A LOT, but part of ...

Grizzly II: Revenge

Grizzly II: Revenge

March 12, 2024
🇺🇸, 2020, 3️⃣, andré szöts🎬, animals attack, charlie sheen, deborah raffin, george clooney, john rhys-davies, laura dern, louise fletcher, steve inwood

MOVIE #1,438 • 🍿🍿 • 03.13.24 Where do I even begin with this one? I don't often regret watching movies, but I'm feeling that emot...

Last Night (2010)

Last Night (2010)

March 04, 2024
🇺🇸, 2010, 24T, 3️⃣, drama, eva mendes, griffin dunne, guillaume canet, kiera knightley, massy tadjedin🎬, sam worthington

MOVIE #1,417 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 03.05.24 The wildcard entry on today’s 24T double shot of cinema is pretty boring, but it’s at least bad in a diffe...

The Old Way

The Old Way

January 05, 2023
🇺🇸, 2023, 3️⃣, brett donowho🎬, clint howard, kerry knuppe, nick searcy, nicolas cage, noah le gros, ryan kiera armstrong, shiloh fernandez, western

MOVIE #1,290 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 12.21.23 Starting in 2020, I decided to watch & review the entire Nicolas Cage filmography in alphabetical orde...

Butcher's Crossing

Butcher's Crossing

September 08, 2022
🇺🇸, 2022, 3️⃣, fred hechinger, gabe polsky🎬, jeremy bobb, nicolas cage, paul raci, rachel keller, western, xander berkeley

MOVIE #1,391 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 02.22.24 Starting in 2020, I decided to watch & review the entire Nicolas Cage filmography in alphabetical orde...

Little Women

Little Women

December 06, 2019
🇺🇸, 🎙️, 2019, 3️⃣, bob odenkirk, chris cooper, drama, eliza scanlen, emma watson, florence pugh, greta gerwig 🎬, laura dern, meryl streep, saoirse ronan, timothée chalamet, tracy letts

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Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Between Two Ferns: The Movie

September 20, 2019
🇺🇸, 🎙️, 2019, 3️⃣, comedy, jiavani linayao, lauren lapkus, ryan gaul, scott aukerman 🎬

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In the Tall Grass

In the Tall Grass

September 20, 2019
🇨🇦, 2019, 3️⃣, avery whitted, harrison gilbertson, horror, laysla de oliveira, patrick wilson, rachel wilson, vincenzo natali🎬, will buie jr.

MOVIE #1,048 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 07.04.23 Look, I understand that the writer-director of this Stephen King/Joe Hill (King’s son) adaptation also mad...

Lucy in the Sky

Lucy in the Sky

September 11, 2019
🇺🇸, 2019, 3️⃣, biopic, colman domingo, dan stevens, ellen burstyn, jon hamm, natalie portman, nick offerman, noah hawley🎬, tig notaro, zazie beetz

MOVIE #1,099 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 08.08.23 There is something sneakily awful about this, isn’t there? It’s needlessly artsy and these introspective d...

Mayday

Mayday

September 09, 2019
🇺🇸, 2019, 24T, 3️⃣, chanel ryan, crystal santos, horror, massimiliano cerchi🎬, michael paré

MOVIE #1,351 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 02.06.24 🚨🚨 WARNING: NEW WEBSITE GIMMICK INCOMING 🚨🚨 That’s right folks, TWO FOR TUESDAY is now officially TW...

We Summon the Darkness

We Summon the Darkness

February 28, 2019
🇺🇸, 2019, 3️⃣, alexandra daddario, amy forsyth, austin swift, horror, johnny knoxville, keean johnson, logan miller, maddie hasson, marc meyers🎬

MOVIE #1,164 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 09.26.23 This one felt like it wanted to be a horror-comedy but it ends up not playing up either of those two eleme...

Ralph Breaks the Internet

Ralph Breaks the Internet

November 21, 2018
🇺🇸, 🎙️, 2018, 3️⃣, alan tudyk, alfred molina, ed o'neill, gal gadot, jack mcbrayer, jane lynch, john c. reilly, kids, phil johnston 🎬, rich moore 🎬, sarah silverman, taraji p. henson

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The Nightingale

The Nightingale

September 06, 2018
🇦🇺, 🎙️, 2018, 3️⃣, aisling franciosi, baykali ganambarr, drama, jennifer kent 🎬, sam claflin

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Possum

Possum

June 25, 2018
🇬🇧, 🎙️, 2018, 3️⃣, alun armstrong, horror, matthew holness 🎬, sean harris

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Knife+Heart

Knife+Heart

May 16, 2018
🇫🇷, 🎙️, 2018, 3️⃣, horror, jonathan genet, kate moran, nicolas maury, romane bohringer, vanessa paradis, yann gonzalez 🎬

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Isle of Dogs

Isle of Dogs

February 14, 2018
🇺🇸, 2018, 3️⃣, adult animation/anime, bill murray, bob balaban, bryan cranston, edward norton, greta gerwig, jeff goldblum, koyu rankin, liev schreiber, scarlett johansson, wes anderson🎬

MOVIE #1,240 • 🍿🍿🍿 • 11.16.23 WES ANDERSON: DIRECTOR FOCUS This is a movie about how all dogs in Japan are white people and all Japanese...