MOVIE #1,641 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 05.16.24 Starting in 2020, I decided to watch & review the entire Nicolas Cage filmography in alphabetical ...
Pay the Ghost
MOVIE #1,640 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 05.16.24 WELL, HONG? • CHAPTER 23 Sound the alarm! We’ve got a new genre tag: #women-in-prison. I try to be eco...
Caged Fury
MOVIE #1,630 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 05.13.24 Chaotic and very low-res footage of a party scene. I can’t tell if these dudes are actually listening ...
MOVIE #1,609 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 05.07.24 This is interesting but truly getting anything out of it suggests one needs a preexisting desire to gi...
MOVIE #1,595 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.30.24 PART OF THE INTERNET'S ONLY COMPREHENSIVE & RELENTLESSLY RESEARCHED KEVIN SPACEY DIRECTOR FOCU...
Beyond the Sea
MOVIE #1,594 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.30.24 PART OF THE INTERNET'S ONLY COMPREHENSIVE & RELENTLESSLY RESEARCHED KEVIN SPACEY DIRECTOR FOCU...
Albino Alligator
MOVIE #1,593 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.30.24 My 9yo daughter and I like to have movie nights from time to time. She's finally of age wher...
MOVIE #1,567 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.24.24 This cast is so 2008. All of these actors are familiar but I can't name a single one aside from Al...
Pathology
MOVIE #1,562 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.22.24 More ‘wife’ humor , folks. The opening title card tells you all you need to know about this one: “Anci...
Love 'em and Weep
MOVIE #1,555 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.18.24 WELL, HONG? • CHAPTER 21 This Richard Gere performance is something: a truly loathsome guy who also ma...
MOVIE #1,548 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.16.24 Well, I gave it the ol’ college try. It was a miracle I even found a really shitty, highly compressed ...
Disconnected (2018)
MOVIE #1,546 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 • VOLUME LXII • This isn't terrible but it's main issue is a glaring one: the inciting inciden...
Outrage Coda
MOVIE #1,536 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 Duygu Tigli gives her review of the 2007 film Flawless , starring Demi Moore: "a classy, swinging...
MOVIE #1,527 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.10.24 ᴾᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᴺᴰᴿᴱᴬ ᴬᴿᴺᴼᴸᴰ ᴰⁱʳᵉᶜᵗᵒʳ ᶠᵒᶜᵘˢ I kind of hate all these characters but I assume that's t...
American Honey
MOVIE #1,508 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.02.24 Margot Robbie plays a lady bank robber who gets shot in the leg and ends up in the barn of one of the ...
Dreamland (Joris-Peyrafitte)
MOVIE #1,459 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.19.24 What's so fascinating about these three films is how incredibly different they all are: a low-budg...
The Signal
MOVIE #1,454 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.18.24 Ten-second clip of author Tony D'Souza reading in Boston. I think he says, "suddenly he was ...
MOVIE #1,450 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.18.24 Isthmus and the Lisps were (I'm guessing) a local band from Maine who played around where Mark wen...
MOVIE #1,422 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.07.24 WELL, HONG? • CHAPTER 18 This is a horrible movie. I wouldn’t say it’s anywhere close to So Bad It’s ...
Body Trouble
MOVIE #1,415 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.04.24 • VOLUME LIX • Please don’t confuse this with the Spielberg film of the same name: this is TRUE RANDOM...