Ralph Breaks the Internet

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🎙️ EPISODE 197: 08.28.19 Ralph Breaks the Internet eerily resembles the stupid-as-all-hell, migraine-inducing plot of The Emoji Movie (which came out one year before it), except it had the Disney princesses wearing sweatpants so everyone thought it was good and The Emoji Movie was trash. In reality, both films are scrounging at the bottom of the barrel as far as kids flicks go. I can't totally pan either one because they, unfortunately, both kept my daughter's attention to varying degrees. But I'd flip the script and say that The Emoji Movie is slightly better because it's insane premise was conjured first. Sorry, sweatpants princesses. (Ideally, one would stay away from both of these on the general principle that they – apart from trying to give you a stroke with their maddening ADHD style content – they fall prey to being straight-up consumerist trash; I think the viewer is literally subjected to the freakin' Pinterest logo at least 100 times in the final fifteen minutes of Ralph Breaks the Internet for no reason whatsoever.) (And yes, I am posting this as the same review for each movie.)

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⫷ EPISODE 196 - (YOU ARE HERE) - EPISODE 197B ⫸

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