MOVIE #1,500 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.01.24 Mark’s confrontational streak can be seen throughout his entire career, in all of his chosen med...
MOVIE #1,496 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.01.24 Every two weeks on alternating Mondays, I am posting ten (10) Mark Baumer short film ‘reviews’ (...
chris cooper touched my roommate's mousepad
MOVIE #1,491 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.29.24 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲É𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙰 (𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑: [selin sjama];) 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 ...
Portrait of a Lady on Fire
MOVIE #1,489 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.28.24 Every Tuesday and Thursday I'm reviewing another David Lynch short film or adjacent project,...
MOVIE #1,487 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.28.24 ALBERT & AKERMAN: AN AUTEURIST STUDY IN CONTRAST + CONTINUUM [Obvious Tommy Wiseau joke here...
MOVIE #1,483 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.27.24 SUZAN PITT 🕳️ DIRECTOR FOCUS Storage containers reveal more rudimentary but beautiful animation...
MOVIE #1,482 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.27.24 SUZAN PITT 🕳️ DIRECTOR FOCUS Naked lady looks in a mirror and touches her titty, she's gonn...
MOVIE #1,452 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.18.24 Mark and a friend play Tom and Melt, or is it Milt? They are the hosts of a this low-budget cook...
MOVIE #1,446 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.18.24 coin festival is 23 seconds of pure glee: Mark dumps a jar full of coins onto his bed and the f...
MOVIE #1,443 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.15.24 EVERY OTHER FRIDAY I’M REVIEWING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. ...
Rebecca
MOVIE #1,439 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.13.24 ᴾᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᴺᴰᴿᴱᴬ ᴬᴿᴺᴼᴸᴰ ᴰⁱʳᵉᶜᵗᵒʳ ᶠᵒᶜᵘˢ I watched British director Andrea Arnold’s 2021 cinéma ...
MOVIE #1,433 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.12.24 The first episode of DumbLand clocks in at under three minutes and concerns the main character ...
MOVIE #1,430 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.11.24 This is a fascinating story. One that I was fully unaware of. In 1994, the artist Mike Diana be...
MOVIE #1,427 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.08.24 I was a bit confused initially whether or not this was a true Harmony Korine-directed picture,...
MOVIE #1,417 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.05.24 I think the best way to view these davidlynch.com shorts is as the experiments that eventually l...
MOVIE #1,409 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.29.24 I’m not sure why this — another davidlynch.com era entry — has but a 2.6 rating on Letterboxd. ...
MOVIE #1,407 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.29.24 Well today is Leap Day, so in honor of that bullshit, I’m going to be reviewing two movies calle...
Leap Year
MOVIE #1,331 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.30.24 I have pink eye (I think). My eyes have been burning for three+ days now as I write this on 22 J...
Leo
MOVIE #1,332 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.30.24 Of the eight-pack of kids movies coming at ya today and tomorrow, six of them I saw in the theat...
Wish
MOVIE #1,336 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.31.24 I completely understand people who are fundamentally against the Trolls movies. They are loud an...