MOVIE #1,549 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.16.24 In and out in under twenty seconds so how can you really complain? I can find almost no context for...
MOVIE #1,548 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.16.24 Well, I gave it the ol’ college try. It was a miracle I even found a really shitty, highly compressed ...
Disconnected (2018)
MOVIE #1,547 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.16.24 Sometimes, a movie that is, by almost every calculation, ‘bad’ hits you in the right way at the ...
MOVIE #1,546 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 • VOLUME LXII • This isn't terrible but it's main issue is a glaring one: the inciting inciden...
Outrage Coda
MOVIE #1,545 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 MovieJeff on Motern: A FARLEY/ROXBURGH DIRECTOR FOCUS The circuitous route this takes is so insp...
Obtuse Todd
MOVIE #1,544 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 Wearing a creepy mask bungee-corded to his face with an “everyday yeah” sticker on it, Mark warns: “...
MOVIE #1,543 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 This film is prefaced with the message: “warning: nothing will happen. it will be boring. it's...
MOVIE #1,542 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 The “Are you sleeping” series pivots back once again to an interior space as we see Mark himself s...
MOVIE #1,541 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 smiles is set to an echoing synthetic soundtrack (“How Does It Feel?” by Spaceman 3) as we see ...
MOVIE #1,540 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 Episode 2 of “Look Over There I Think I Spot Some Animal,” Mark offers his musings on the mighty...
MOVIE #1,539 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 Mark recites the titular poem as we see footage of a guy riding a bike through a downtown from b...
MOVIE #1,538 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 A character named “Zach” (or "Zack"?) is challenged to eat 50 gumballs by Mark off-screen ...
MOVIE #1,537 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 Perhaps Mark's most combative video to date? He either adds voiceover later to make it seem li...
MOVIE #1,536 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 Duygu Tigli gives her review of the 2007 film Flawless , starring Demi Moore: "a classy, swinging...
MOVIE #1,535 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.15.24 This is the first concrete allusion to Mark's longest-running serial project: Everyday Yeah (...
MOVIE #1,534 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.12.24 The dad from the incest movie does his best Joaquin Phoenix neurosis imitation over a decade befo...
MOVIE #1,533 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.12.24 Another one of them foreign flicks where the established,. universally-used title is in the or...
Petit Maman
MOVIE #1,532 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.12.24 EVERY OTHER FRIDAY I’M REVIEWING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. THIS...
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
MOVIE #1,531 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.11.24 Thirteen minutes of time-lapse video in three locations: an interior look at trees through a windo...
MOVIE #1,530 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.11.24 ALBERT & AKERMAN: AN AUTEURIST STUDY IN CONTRAST + CONTINUUM The opening twenty minutes or so of...
Vicious Lips
MOVIE #1,529 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.11.24 ALBERT & AKERMAN: AN AUTEURIST STUDY IN CONTRAST + CONTINUUM This is shy of an hour long, bu...
MOVIE #1,528 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.10.24 SUZAN PITT 🕳️ DIRECTOR FOCUS The evolution of Pitt’s work stylistically is really nice to see...
MOVIE #1,527 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.10.24 ᴾᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᴺᴰᴿᴱᴬ ᴬᴿᴺᴼᴸᴰ ᴰⁱʳᵉᶜᵗᵒʳ ᶠᵒᶜᵘˢ I kind of hate all these characters but I assume that's t...
American Honey
MOVIE #1,526 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.10.24 ᴾᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬᴺᴰᴿᴱᴬ ᴬᴿᴺᴼᴸᴰ ᴰⁱʳᵉᶜᵗᵒʳ ᶠᵒᶜᵘˢ I thought this might be a modern retelling but it's a p...
Wuthering Heights
MOVIE #1,524 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.09.24 David makes a lamp. Lamp kinda looks like a tree. Lamp good. David good. CHRONOLOGICALL...
MOVIE #1,524 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 04.09.24 For the second week in a row, the TWO FOR TUESDAY wildcard entry takes the cake: This Polish N...