MOVIE #1,412 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.04.24 As I’ve been reviewing the early 2000s davidlynch.com short films, I realized something: what is a...
MOVIE #1,412 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.01.24 Life makes no sense. If you stop to think about it for literally one second, to really conside...
MOVIE #1,411 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.01.24 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚂 (𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑: [selin sjama];) 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙵𝙾𝙲...
Stars at Noon
MOVIE #1,410 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 03.01.24 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝙸𝚁𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚂 (𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑: [selin sjama];) 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙵𝙾𝙲...
Both Sides of the Blade
MOVIE #1,409 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.29.24 I’m not sure why this — another davidlynch.com era entry — has but a 2.6 rating on Letterboxd. ...
MOVIE #1,408 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.29.24 This is fitting for our second “Leap Year” choice, especially as a juxtaposition to the Amy Adams romc...
Leap Year (Año Bisiesto)
MOVIE #1,407 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.29.24 Well today is Leap Day, so in honor of that bullshit, I’m going to be reviewing two movies calle...
Leap Year
MOVIE #1,406 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.28.24 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓎 : A MARTIN SCORSESE DIRECTOR FOCUS 🇮🇹🇺🇸 This is Scorsese’s episode from the “Stephen Sp...
Mirror, Mirror
MOVIE #1,405 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.28.24 I had totally forgotten that Scanners spawned two (direct-ish) sequels and then two more Scanner C...
Scanner Cop
MOVIE #1,331 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.30.24 I have pink eye (I think). My eyes have been burning for three+ days now as I write this on 22 J...
Leo
MOVIE #1,332 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.30.24 Of the eight-pack of kids movies coming at ya today and tomorrow, six of them I saw in the theat...
Wish
MOVIE #1,341 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.01.24 I am extremely pleased to announce that Alexander Payne is back, folks. The Holdovers is his ...
The Holdovers
MOVIE #1,333 • 🍿🍿 • 01.30.24 This movie is a mess. Putting aside that it’s a terrible idea, it’s simply not well-executed. I mostly like ...
Wonka
MOVIE #1,334 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.30.24 Saw this one in 3-D and I felt like it really worked for the medium: all the ducks soaring through...
Migration
MOVIE #1,342 •🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿• 02.01.24 I just finished this 10-episode limited series from the genius combined talents of Nathan Fiel...
The Curse
MOVIE #1,336 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.31.24 I completely understand people who are fundamentally against the Trolls movies. They are loud an...
Trolls Band Together
MOVIE #1,337 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.31.24 My son is 4 ½ and he is right on the verge of aging out of Paw Patrol. I have no beef with Rider a...
Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie
MOVIE #1,330 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.29.24 I just realized what a sausage party all these Dahl films are. There are almost no female acto...
Poison
MOVIE #1,329 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.29.24 While some of Anderson's patented tricks are deployed in this series, like some clever and...
MOVIE #1,328 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.29.24 The great Ralph Fiennes plays Roald Dahl in these short films as a clever framing device but, ...
MOVIE #1,327 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.29.24 This is the centerpiece of Anderson's four Roald Dahl shorts he made for Netflix in 2023. ...
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
MOVIE #1,368 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 02.12.24 Today I am unveiling my Yorgos Lanthimos Director Focus , a soup-to-nuts look at the full film...
Poor Things
MOVIE #1,335 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.31.24 Yesterday we watched four kid movies with one-word titles. Today we examine four more movies with, you...
Haunted Mansion
MOVIE #1,339 • 🍿🍿 • 02.01.24 I really didn’t like Barbie . I feel like stating that is enough and maybe I should move on with my life. It...
Barbie
MOVIE #1,338 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 01.31.24 My son fell asleep almost instantly during this, which is really not an indictment of the film. He...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
MOVIE #1,262 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 12.01.23 I saw this in the theater with my brood (there’s only two of them so I guess they are my twood, ...
Elemental
MOVIE #1,252 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 11.24.23 I’ll be honest, I couldn’t stop looking at the underwater CGI hair. There might have been something goin...
The Little Mermaid
MOVIE #1,220 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 11.02.23 WES ANDERSON: DIRECTOR FOCUS Today I am starting a new weekly series that will run every Thurs...
Asteroid City
MOVIE #1,115 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 08.18.23 This was surprisingly good and really well put-together, featuring a mix of dramatic recreatio...
MOVIE #1,231 • 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 • 11.10.23 Unceremoniously dumped on Disney+, I can’t fathom why this hasn’t gotten more love. Look, I watc...