(500) Days of Summer

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

🎙️ EPISODE 300: 01.24.2021 *Review starts @ ~ 1:09:13 Listen. I can’t, in good faith (whatever that means), edit and/or post all of these fucking Episode 300 written reviews. It was trauma enough having to read my mid-20s era writing aloud on the podcast. If you want to dunk on me then listen to the five-hour podcast above. I’m done dunking on myself. (Although, to be honest, if you actually listen to the whole thing, who’s really getting dunked on here? I think everyone is dunking on themselves and by that I mean we are all getting rejected by the rim and breaking our backs as we fall to the court… this is a basketball website now FYI.)

*** part of THE BIG EPISODE 300 EXTRAVAGANZA wherein I reviewed 36 movies, mostly live reads of critiques I wrote between 2009-2012. The finished product above is a highly edited version of the truly embarrassing one that was read during the five-hour podcast recording. I guess this is growing up. ***

THE 36 MOVIES REVIEWED DURING EPISODE 300

30 MINUTES OR LESS • ALEX BAG: UNTITLED FALL '95 • AWAY WE GO • BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD • BEING ELMO • BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM • THE BROTHERS SOLOMON • A BUCKET OF BLOOD •
THE CAMPAIGN • THE CENTER OF THE WORLD • CHRISTMAS ON MARS • THE CHRISTMAS TREE • CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE. • (500) DAYS OF SUMMER • A FIELD IN ENGLAND • FUNNY PEOPLE • GET HIM TO THE GREEK • GIGANTIC (A TALE OF TWO JOHNS) • INCEPTION • JEFF, WHO LIVES AT HOME • LEAVE NO TRACE • MAN ON WIRE • MIDNIGHT IN PARIS • MONEYBALL • MOON • MUTUAL APPRECIATION • POM WONDERFUL PRESENTS: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER SOLD • RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES • SLEEPWALK WITH ME • SOME DRINKING IMPLIED • TIM AND ERIC'S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE • TRANSIT • TO ROME WITH LOVE • THE WICKER MAN • WINTER'S BONE • YOUTH IN REVOLT

CHRONOLOGICALLY
⫷ EPISODE 300I - (YOU ARE HERE) - EPISODE 300K ⫸

---