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Youth in Revolt


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🎙️ EPISODE 300: 01.24.2021 *Review starts @ ~ 2:18:25

Here is a list of well-known, white male actors who are in this movie, ranked in order of their uselessness to the plot and/or screen time utilization:

5. Justin Long: Although the Mac guy appears out of nowhere, he is generally good as the pot-smokin bro of the Michael Cera's love interest.
4. Fred Willard: It's difficult to say anything bad about Fred Willard. Even if I have no idea what it is Fred Willard does when he's "acting."
3. Steve Buscemi: ?
2. Zach Galifianakis: If I laughed 3 times the whole movie, maybe I laughed twice because of Zach G. He had about 5 lines before randomly dying of a heart attack.
1. Ray Liotta: I just feel bad for Ray. Of all the guys on this list, he might have had the most screen-time. But did he get any love in the trailers, the commercials on TV? Not that I saw. So weird that he used to be a big star. Plus he looked like he was wearing strange Fall Out Boy eye makeup.
That’s all I feel like posting from my original review, sorry!

*** part of THE BIG EPISODE 300 EXTRAVAGANZA wherein I reviewed 36 movies, mostly live reads of critiques I wrote between 2009-2012. The finished product above is a highly edited version of the truly embarrassing one that was read during the five-hour podcast recording. I guess this is growing up. ***

THE 36 MOVIES REVIEWED DURING EPISODE 300
30 MINUTES OR LESSALEX BAG: UNTITLED FALL '95AWAY WE GOBEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILDBEING ELMOBORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILMTHE BROTHERS SOLOMONA BUCKET OF BLOOD
THE CAMPAIGNTHE CENTER OF THE WORLDCHRISTMAS ON MARSTHE CHRISTMAS TREE • CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE. • (500) DAYS OF SUMMERA FIELD IN ENGLANDFUNNY PEOPLEGET HIM TO THE GREEKGIGANTIC (A TALE OF TWO JOHNS) • INCEPTIONJEFF, WHO LIVES AT HOMELEAVE NO TRACEMAN ON WIREMIDNIGHT IN PARISMONEYBALLMOONMUTUAL APPRECIATIONPOM WONDERFUL PRESENTS: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER SOLDRISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APESSLEEPWALK WITH ME • SOME DRINKING IMPLIEDTIM AND ERIC'S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIETRANSITTO ROME WITH LOVETHE WICKER MANWINTER'S BONEYOUTH IN REVOLT


CHRONOLOGICALLY
EPISODE 300Q - (YOU ARE HERE) - EPISODE 300S ⫸

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